August 18, 2007
Bush-era conservatives are obsessed with sex
Conservatism used to
be about commonsense issues that affect all Americans: low taxes, free
enterprise, law & order, and our nation’s defense.
Do you remember
Ronald Reagan’s speeches about the differences between the United States
and the Soviet Union? What about Barry
Goldwater’s proclamation that “extremism in the defense of liberty is no
vice.”?
Reagan and Goldwater
defined the high ideals that inspired the conservative movement during the
Cold War era, when the main challenge to freedom was Soviet Communism.
While Soviet
Communism is a thing of the past, America still faces many challenges at home
and abroad. But so far, conservatives have failed to frame the important
choices that the country now faces. Conservatives can’t be bothered with
issues like illegal immigration, Chinese military hegemony in Asia, or
radical Islam.
Nowadays, conservatism seems to be mainly about sex.
Don’t believe it?
President Bush has opted for a “take it slow” approach when it comes to
securing America’s borders. Although illegal immigration costs American
taxpayers billions of dollars each year, the President has failed to
allocate the funds and manpower needed to defend the southern entry points
of the United States.
He has, however,
found plenty of time to propose an amendment to the Constitution banning
same-sex marriages. Which is more important to the average American
family: securing our national borders or banning gay marriage?
(I should note, by
the way, that the gay marriage debate has been tremendously overblown by
both the Right and the Left. But this is an essay about the foibles of the
Right. While I have serious doubts about arbitrarily redefining the basic
definition of marriage----I cannot believe that this issue warrants an
amendment to the U.S. Constitution.)
Case in point: Ohio's
Citizens for Community Values
No teenaged boy was
ever as obsessed with sex as is
Ohio’s
Citizens for Community
Values, a grassroots conservative organization. When visiting
the “issues” section of the CCV’s website, it becomes obvious that the
group is only interested in sexual issues (and internet gambling).
Among other things,
the CCV treats us to a rambling treatise on the various classifications of
pornography. For example, they tell us that “group sex” is defined as “two-on-one
or multiple partners and sexual activities.” This information might be
useful for someone tasked with designing the floor layout of an adult
bookstore, but I hardly think that the rest of us care.
Is this what
conservatism is all about nowadays? Grading pornography in order to build
an excuse to expand the nanny state?
Ohio’s Citizens for
Community Values seems to think so. The organization is currently tying up
legislative resources in order to implement
Senate Bill 16--- a new series
of strip bar regulations.
Someone, somewhere in
Ohio possibly cares about this nonsense. But record violent crime rates in
Cleveland and Cincinnati are far
more serious issues that Ohio’s conservatives should be tackling---as is
the flight of manufacturing jobs from the state. Ohio needs lower taxes a
lot more than it needs new regulations for exotic dancers.
Rational people need to take back
conservatism
I happen to be a
conservative and at least a nominal Republican. But I am disgusted by the
trivialization of conservatism that has taken place during the Bush era.
Conservative leaders should be taking the lead with the issues that matter
the most to American families: safe streets, secure borders, and the
country’s economic independence. They should be boldly proclaiming the
philosophical differences between radical Islam and Western-style
democracy---as Reagan contrasted Soviet Communism and free enterprise a
quarter of a century ago. Instead, conservatives have dumbed themselves
down to the least common denominator: rabble-rousing the masses over
lifestyle and sexual issues.
When did this all
come about? When did conservatism shift from common sense to silliness?
The shift began in
the late 1960s and 1970s, when the so-called Dixiecrats deserted the
Democratic Party over civil rights and joined the Republican Party. The
Dixiecrats were not only intolerant toward African-Americans---they were
also intolerant toward anyone who didn’t accept their views of Scripture.
In the late 1970s, the Dixiecrats morphed into the Religious Right as we
know it today.
The Religious Right
“conservatives” weren’t interested in fighting communism and preserving
Western-style freedoms. They were more interested in lifestyle issue
campaigns--- like boycotting 7-11s that sold Playboy magazine. (In case
you don't remember, the boycott was championed by Jerry Falwell's Moral
Majority in the 1980s.) Needless to say, this tomfoolery didn’t inspire traditional conservatives. Worse,
it gave conservatives a reputation for intolerance among the general
population. (Barry Goldwater, incidentally, once referred to the Religious
Right as “a bunch of kooks.”)
Given the Bush
Administration’s lack of intellectual leadership, the ever vociferous
Religious Right is now running roughshod over the more traditional
pro-freedom elements of
the Republican Party. Initiatives like Ohio Senate Bill 16 aren’t going to
help elect a Republican in 2008. In fact, the Religious Right---by making
conservatives look uptight, bigoted, and banal---might just be the best friends
that Madame Hillary ever had.