GATE TIME
an online short story..
Do you airports scare you? Airports scared Josh Geiger...

photo by
Joe Jones...
Josh
Geiger spent a lot of time in airports. That territory came with a job in
software sales. As a sales rep for EntroSoft, Josh was responsible for
three dozen corporate accounts in eleven states. Every week it was the
same routine: airports and hotel rooms and rental cars. But EntroSoft’s
commission structure was decent; and Josh preferred living out of a
suitcase to being stuck in an office all day, like so many other working
schmucks. It was still work----but work with a certain degree of
freedom.
Not that there was no
monotony involved. Flying often meant hours stranded in an airport,
waiting for a connecting flight. When the flights lined up poorly, a
layover could last as long as three hours.
The key to staying
sane during a long layover was knowing how to entertain yourself. He had
that problem solved. Airports were a great place for people-watching. Josh
was in his early thirties and still single, so most of his people-watching
involved people of the female persuasion. (And women always dressed to the
nines when they flew.) But airports offered human novelties of every
gender, age, and creed: foreigners babbling in incomprehensible languages,
oddballs peddling flowers and handing out pamphlets, and so many
businesspersons like himself.
Josh was not shy
about talking to strangers (how could you be, and survive in sales?); and
he occasionally struck up a conversation with someone who might prove
influential in the next deal, or even the next job. It could never hurt to
pad your Rolodex.
So Josh was not
particularly taken aback when the man in the navy uniform spoke to him out
of the blue. The two of them were sitting across from each other in a
little island of seats in the middle of O’Hare’s Concourse B. Josh was
just about to stand up and head to his gate when the sailor asked:
“Hey buddy, can I bum
a smoke?”
The sailor was
wearing a dark blue uniform and he had two chevrons on his sleeve. What
did that make him? A sergeant? A corporal? Josh had never been in the
military and he had no idea if the navy even had sergeants and corporals.
Probably not---but no matter. The navy man must have noticed the half full
pack of Marlboros in Josh’s front shirt pocket.
Josh had started
smoking in college, and he had continued the habit off and on since then.
He was currently in one of his “on” phases; but climbing back onto the
nonsmokers’ wagon was an item on his immediate to-do list.
“As a matter of
fact,” Josh said, “You can have the whole pack. I’m trying to quit.” The
sailor’s eyes lit up. He was a good ten years younger than Josh, maybe
twenty-two or twenty-three.
“That’d be swell.
Thanks.”
“Well, you’ve got
it.” Josh stood up and pulled the pack of cigarettes from his pocket. He
tossed them to the navy man.
“You’re a--- “ Josh
gestured to the chevrons on the navy man’s sleeve.
“Seaman Second
Class.” The navy man smiled. He apparently didn’t mind getting questions
from a curious civilian.
Josh wasn’t done.
“You’ve been in the Persian Gulf? Near Afghanistan? Iraq?”
The sailor shook his
head. “Naw. I’ve been to Liverpool,
Bristol. And Murmansk. That’s in
Russia.”
“Hmm.”
“Say, let me pay you
for the smokes.” The sailor began digging in his pockets.
“No. No. That’s not
necessary.”
“I insist. There’s
the better part of a pack here.”
The sailor withdrew a
silvery coin from his pants pocket. Josh could tell from its size that it
was a quarter. The sailor made a fist and placed the quarter on his
thumbnail. He launched it with his thumb and it came rolling through the
air at Josh.
That’s a cool
trick, Josh thought, as the
quarter spun end over end toward his nose. He would lose face if he failed
to catch it, so he shot out his hand and caught the coin in midair. He
pocketed the quarter without looking at it, thinking: Cool trick, but
a quarter for a nearly full pack of cigarettes? Accepting the pack gratis
would have been a bit less tacky.
“Well,
you have a good trip.” Josh lifted his briefcase and carry-on bag.
“Same to ya, buddy.”
As he departed, Josh
had a final thought: Hopefully the sailor remembered that smoking was
illegal in U.S. airports. There were probably no such restrictions in
Russia.
By the time Josh
arrived at his gate, the cattle call to board the plane had already begun.
As Josh stood in line he became aware of the weight of the sailor’s
quarter in his pocket.
He removed it and
noticed that it did feel heavier than the typical quarter. He rubbed the
coin between his thumb and forefinger. The heads side of the quarter bore
the usual bust of George Washington. Turning it over, there was the
standard eagle design on the tails side.
Then he noticed the
date on the quarter: This coin was minted in 1939. Josh had dabbled in
coin collecting as a kid, and he remembered that quarters minted before
1964 were 90% silver. It would be therefore be worth a heck of a
lot more than its face value of twenty-five cents. Not a fortune, mind
you: but at least three to five bucks.
So the sailor had
more than paid for his pack of cigarettes. Did he pass the antique coin on
purpose? That would be an odd bit of irony for a kid in the navy. But how
else could you explain it? How could a silver quarter from 1939 be in
circulation after so many years?
Josh let the airline
employee take his boarding pass and wish him a pleasant flight. His mind
was churning. There was more to this than met the eye. He stowed his bags
in the overhead compartment aboard the plane and took his seat at the
aisle.
The sailor had
claimed to have visited Bristol, Liverpool, and Murmansk, Russia. The U.S. Navy didn’t
send many vessels to Russia. Not after the Cold War and all that. And what
would a navy man be doing in England? All the action was in the Middle
East. There was no war in England or Russia.
Josh smiled. But
there had been, about sixty years ago. The sailor had described a
typical tour of duty in the European Theater during the Second World War.
And then he handed over a silver quarter minted in 1939.
The “sailor” had no
doubt been an actor of some sort. Josh had once seen a CNN segment about a
historical society somewhere that sent its members out into public clad in
various period dress. The faux navy man with a hankering for cigarettes
had been part of a similar skit.
Josh leaned back in
his seat as the plane lifted off the runway. That guy had me going,
he thought. He was pretty good----played his routine straight all the
way.
Josh respected the
actor’s technique. (Now that guy ought to be in sales.)
There was no harm done. In fact, it had been a rather profitable exchange
for Josh. He was back on the nonsmoking bandwagon again, and he could hawk
the silver quarter on Ebay over the upcoming weekend.
The plane took Josh
to Pittsburg, where one of the big banks that he called on had its
headquarters. That evening he had dinner with his contact at the bank: a
thin, pallid accountant type named Gordon Frye. They ate at one of the
best steakhouses in Pittsburg. Frye wasn’t exactly loaded with interesting
topics of conversation, and Josh soon grew tired of talking about banking.
“Gordon, do you know
anything about old coins?” Josh asked.
Self-satisfied
pleasure spread across Gordon’s face, and Josh knew that he had hit pay
dirt.
“I’ve been collecting
coins for thirty years,” Gordon said. “Ever since I was a kid.”
“Awesome.” Josh told
Gordon about the sailor he had met at O’Hare. Then he removed the quarter
from his pocket and handed it to the banker.
Gordon held the coin
by its edges between his thumb and forefinger. He whistled as he appraised
it against the overhead light. “Holy smokes, Josh. Some guy just gave you
this for a pack of cigarettes?”
“Yep. The navy guy.
And it wasn’t even a full pack. What’s up, Gordon, is this quarter really
worth something? Based on the amount of silver here, I was thinking like
three or four bucks.”
Gordon shook his
head. “It’s more than just the silver, Josh. Look at the condition. This
coin is practically uncirculated.”
Josh took a bite of
his dinner roll. “Well, how about that? What do you think its worth?”
Gordon frowned.
“Difficult to say for sure without a numismatic guide. The prices of
historical coins fluctuate all the time. I mean: don’t get me wrong—you’re
not going to retire on this thing. But you might get a hundred bucks or so
from the right buyer”
“A hundred bucks?
Wow!”
Gordon laid the
quarter on a clean linen napkin and scooted it back across the table to
Josh. “You’d better wrap this up in a non-abrasive fabric of some sort
until you get it home. Then take it to a coin dealer for an appraisal.
You’ve definitely got something here.”
Josh finished off his
dinner roll. “I can’t believe this.”
“Neither can I.
Remind me to always take a pack of cigarettes with me when I fly.”
(NOTE: STORY
NAVIGATION AT TOP LEFT)