April 19,
2007
Even North Korea is on
the internet these days
If you have done any
reading about the hermit kingdom, North Korea, then you probably know
about the North Korean policy of juche. The dictionary meaning of
juche can be approximated in English as “self-sufficiency.” But
really it means “Up yours!” Since the days of the Great Leader Kim Il Sung
(1912-1994), North Korea’s official state policy has been to alienate
everybody, including other members of the Communist Bloc.
The only leader who
Kim Il Sung really got along well with was Stalin, largely because Stalin
was also a megalomaniac who went for the whole personality cult thing. Kim
considered Stalin’s successor, Nikita Khrushchev, to be far too concerned
with checks and balances.
If you have been
watching the news recently, then you know about Kim Jong Il’s (1942- )
recent shenanigans; so I won’t recap them here.
But what you
should know is that North Korea has taken one small step toward
acknowledging the rest of the world.
The country now has an internet
presence. This website includes pictures of North Korea, information about
travel to Pyongyang, and everything about the Kims that you would possibly
want to know.
But the best part is
the section entitled Souvenirs of the Democratic People’s Republic of
North Korea. You can purchase, for example, military music performed
by the North Korean state ensemble:

Or one of these fine
sets of postcards depicting the Dear Leader Kim Jong Il.

Or, just for
variety, how about a set of postcards containing a portrait of some Korean
People’s Army soldiers?
Won’t grandma be
surprised!