THE ROBOTS OF JERICHO
“Hey, college boy! Are you gonna unpack those
crates?” Ralph Stevenson barked. “Or are you just gonna look at ‘em all
day?”
The maintenance crew boss
looked upon Pete with rheumy, bloodshot eyes. His hands were on his hips
and his considerable beer belly hung over his utility belt. A smoldering
cigarette was clamped in the boss’s mouth. Smoking was forbidden in the
plant area of the Stillwater Manufacturing Company; but Ralph flouted this
rule whenever the general manager wasn’t around. And he knew that Pete
would never dare to say a word to the higher ups.
“I’m on it,” Pete Greer said, as if the
older man could not see him straining against the curled end of the
crowbar. The business end of the tool was wedged between two planks of one
of the giant crates marked: JERICHO ROBOT COMPANY. Pete was slight of
build; and even when he used all of his weight as leverage the task was
difficult.
Not wanting to give Ralph the
satisfaction of seeing him fail completely, Pete took a deep breath,
summoned all of his strength, and threw himself backward, his hands
clenched tightly around the crowbar.
This effort only succeeded in dislodging
the tapered end of the crowbar from the crate. There was the sound of wood
splintering; then the crowbar went clattering to the factory floor with a
metallic jangle. Pete fell back on his butt, knocking his tailbone against
a protruding electrical floor outlet. These pesky things were scattered
throughout the floor of the manufacturing area.
Ralph threw his head back and guffawed,
his belly jiggling. “That was real good, college boy,” he said
through his laughter. Ralph used the term “college boy” as a curse, as if
everyone knew that university students were all either subversives,
pansies, idiots, or worse. “Why don’t you pick yourself up and give it
another try, huh? Only like a man this time. Jeez.” He shook his head
contemptuously.
“If you need to, college boy, fish around
for a bigger crowbar or a wedge and a hammer in the tool room. But just
get it done. I want all five of these crates unpacked by noon. Work
through your lunch break if you have to. Then you and me and Walt are goin’
to start on the installation.”
“Okay,” Pete said, lifting himself from
the floor. He patted his legs in an attempt to brush the dust from his
heavy polyester and cotton twill workpants. His tailbone still smarted
horribly; but he was not going to let Ralph know that. “I’ll get it done.”
“I’ll believe that when I see it.” Ralph
headed off in the direction of the office area. No doubt he was going to
park himself in the company cafeteria, where he would smoke and drink
sodas while reading the paper. The plant was closed today for the Fourth
of July weekend. No one was here but the maintenance crew, so Ralph could
loaf around while collecting time-and-half holiday pay.
When Ralph had gone, Pete paused to
assess the task before him. There were five crates, each one about eight
feet high and five feet across. They were placed in a long row across from
the loading dock, not far from where the truck had delivered them the
previous Friday.
Pete walked along the row of crates
toward the loading dock. Each one bore the simple inscription JERICHO
ROBOT COMPANY in black stenciled letters. The Stillwater Manufacturing
Company made welded body components for the automotive industry—door
panels, floor panels and the pillars that separated the front and rear
seat areas. The robots inside these crates would be huge, like the ones
already installed on the production lines.
Pete had been working at Stillwater since
early June, when classes at West Virginia
University broke for the summer. Next summer he would try to land something better
in Wheeling or Parkersburg. Thanks to constant harassment and
hazing from Ralph and Walt, the job here had turned out to be a fairly
miserable summertime gig.
But he did enjoy watching the welding
robots.
Pete had never set foot inside an
automated manufacturing plant prior to June, and he had never seen a
welding robot in action. Maybe that was why they fascinated him so much. A
welding robot consisted of a tall jointed metal body, tipped with a
beaklike apparatus that welded workpieces as they traveled along an
assembly conveyor.
When welding robots executed their
programmed routines, they vaguely reminded Pete of dinosaurs—or better
yet, dragons. Like a flock of prehistoric reptiles, the robots dipped
their elongated avian heads and bit down on the metal pieces that flowed
past them, producing a shower of sparks and an ozone smell with each bite.
The robots were powerful—no doubt that
was part of their fascination. When the robots were in their automated
operational mode, they were isolated behind a locked metal cage and a
prominent warning sign. These precautions were well warranted. One of
these beasts could easily crush a man.
And perhaps they were waiting for a
chance to do just that.
This last thought made Pete feel foolish,
even as it made him shiver. The welding robots were driven by electricity
and pneumatic force, nothing more. They only appeared to be
sentient beasts. Any notion to the contrary was simply his mind’s way of
alleviating boredom—killing time by playing tricks on itself.
And why shouldn’t he feel boredom? After
all, it was a beautiful summer morning, and he was stuck in an empty
factory building with Ralph and Walt. He looked out the open doorway of
the loading dock: the big metal door that received truck cargo was rolled
up to a foot below the ceiling. The view it afforded was impressive—at
least by West Virginia standards. The open field beyond the loading dock
area was a grassy sea of black-eyed Susan, lilac, and chicory. In the
distance, the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains rolled in their
midsummer glory.
And he had to get all of these crates
unpacked by the afternoon.
Pete continued walking.
Maybe a closer observation of the crates would provide a clue as to how he
might open them more easily. Then he noticed the customs markings on the
third crate: Cairo, Beirut, Haifa.
A long way from here. The
crates had made a substantial journey before arriving in West Virginia.
Had these robots really been shipped all the way from the Middle East?
That didn’t make sense. Most high-tech manufacturing robots were made
in Japan or Germany.
But it was apparently true.
At the end of the row of
crates was a smaller box, also from the Jericho Robot Company. Pete opened
this box easily. It contained the installation and user manuals for the
robots.
The first page of the user
manual contained the following words:
“Thank you for purchasing
from the Jericho Robot Company. Our robots are ferocious and fearless,
like the Philistine warriors of old.”
Now that was weird.
Why would anyone want to describe an industrial robot as ferocious and
fearless? Well, these robots came from overseas, so perhaps it was a
mistranslation.
“Whatcha doin,’ college
boy?”
Pete looked up to see not
Ralph, but Walt Crenshaw. The third member of the happy maintenance trio
was the physical opposite of Ralph. Whereas the maintenance crew boss was
a barrel-chested whale of a man, Walt was tall and lanky.
Walt was intermediate in age
between Pete and Ralph—perhaps in his mid-thirties. Unlike Ralph, Walt had
no formal authority over Pete. But because of the age difference—and the
fact that Pete was temporary summertime help—Walt felt that he had license
to lord over the younger man. He had quickly adopted Ralph’s habit of
calling Pete “college boy,” and frequently used the moniker with dark
enthusiasm.
“I’m just making sure that
all the manuals are here,” Pete said, turning back to the book.
Walt stood above Pete and
began reading over his shoulder.
“’Philistine warriors’?”
Walt inquired.
“That’s right, Walt. You’ve
heard of the Philistines. They were in the Old Testament—the enemies of
the ancient Hebrews. Remember the story of David and Goliath? Well,
Goliath was a Philistine.”
And it turned out that these
robots were called “Goliaths” as well. On the next page of the user manual
were the words:
“Instructions for the
installation and use of the Goliath model 4909 industrial welding robot.”
The name of this particular model of
robot was not surprising, given the company’s name and its connections to
the ancient lands of the Bible. But this revelation caused a chill to go
up his spine, nonetheless.
He continued flipping through the pages
of the manual. Towards the end of the book, there were twenty or thirty
pages written in another language.
“What the heck is that?” Walt asked.
“Japanese?”
“No way,” Pete replied. No resident of
Tokyo would have been able to decipher the script on these pages. In fact,
to the best of Pete’s knowledge, no one who had been alive for the past
few thousand years would have been able to read this—not fluently at
least.
Pete had no trouble
recognizing the runes on the pages at the end of the manual (although he
could not even begin to read them). A half dozen archeology and ancient
history classes will fill your head with trivia like that. This past
semester Pete had taken a Near East Archaeology course at WVU. The writing
on these pages was a dead ringer for the runes carved into the clay
tablets that had been unearthed at the biblical site of Ekron, in northern
Israel.
These were Phoenician
runes—but they had apparently been printed with modern software and
printing equipment.
“If it ain’t Japanese, then
what is it?” Walt asked. His tone suggested that he would be ready to
challenge whatever the college boy said.
“As best as I can tell,”
Pete said. “These pages here at the end of the manual are written in the
ancient Philistine language, using a Phoenician script.”
Walt shook his head. “Whadda
you talkin’ about?”
“The ancient Philistines
used a variant of the Phoenician alphabet for a while,” Pete explained.
“Or at least that is what historians and archaeologists believe. The
Philistines later adopted Aramaic, the principle language of the Middle
East in New Testament times.”
“How d’you know that?”
“I’m a history major at WVU.”
“Sure you are. You’re the
college boy here. But what I want to know is—who the heck uses that stuff
now?”
“No one does. No one has
communicated in the language written on these pages for thousands of
years.”
“Shee-it,” Walt said
contemptuously. “That don’t make sense.”
“No, it doesn’t.” On this
point, at least, Walt and the college boy agreed.
“So why would the company
print that in their manual?”
“I don’t know, Walt. I have
no idea.”
Walt delighted in seeing the
college boy stumped. He laughed and said, “Well, I guess even a college
boy don’t know everything.”
A few seconds later Pete
forgot about Walt’s teasing. He was kneeling down on floor over the box
that contained the manuals, and his shoulder was resting against the fifth
wooden machine crate.
He was about to respond to
Walt when he felt—or thought he felt—the slightest trace of a vibration
inside the crate.
“What’s wrong with you now,
college boy? You look like you seen a ghost!”
“Did you feel that?” Pete
asked.
“Feel what?”
Then Pete reconsidered his
question. Of course Walt could not have felt the tiny vibrations that came
from within the wooden container. He had barely detected them himself, and
his body was touching the crate. Walt would not have felt anything,
standing three feet away.
“Did you hear anything,
then? From inside the crate?”
“Shee-it!” Walt exclaimed.
“Now I done heard it all. You craaazy boy!”
“I felt a vibration from
inside the crate,” Pete insisted.
“I’ve got to finish
repairing the lights over the stamping area,” Walt said. “I got no more
time for you and your foolish yappin’. Best you be gettin’ to work,
college boy. You got a lot to git done by this afternoon.”
And with that he was gone.
As he walked away, he made one more sarcastic remark about the
deficiencies of college boys; but Pete did not hear him.
Pete’s attention was focused
on the fifth crate.
He stood and laid both hands
against one wooden face of the last JERICHO ROBOT COMPANY crate. The
planks were rough-hewn and coated with splinters. He was careful to hold
his hands still, so as to avoid getting a splinter stuck in one of his
palms.
He could detect no
vibrations through his hands, nor any movement from inside the crate. Had
it been his imagination after all? Or perhaps it was a very small
earthquake that he had felt. The state of West Virginia was crisscrossed
by glacial mountains, and perhaps there was an unstable tectonic plate in
this area.
But if it had been a tremor,
Walt would have felt it too. There would have been more sounds, more
things rattling.
Pete leaned forward and
placed his ear against the crate. He held his breath.
He heard nothing.
Oh well, perhaps it
wasn’t important anyway. The important thing was that he had to unpack
five large crates by noon. He glanced at his watch: it was already past ten-thirty.
As annoying as Ralph could
be, his last words had contained a kernel of useful advice. This job would
go much faster if he could find a wedge and a hammer in the tool room. He
could use these tools to make an opening in each crate. Then he could use
the crowbar to pry the boards apart. Yes, that should definitely work and—
Just then the sound of metal
scraping against metal broke the silence of the empty factory. The noise
came from within the second crate in the row of five. The source was
unmistakable. This was immediately followed by a loud THUNK! and a
cracking sound, as something inside the second crate shifted against the
wooden planks and fractured one of them.
Despite being startled, Pete
hurried over to the second crate. There was a visible rupture in one side
of the crate; he could see a sliver of the darkness from inside the box.
Pete leaned over and held
his eye up to the fissure. Nothing but inscrutable darkness. He couldn’t
actually see anything.
So he waited.
He stood beside the crate
for a minute. Then two. Then three. Like the vibrations inside the fifth
crate, this was apparently a one-act show. But at least he could now be
reasonably sure that the earlier incident had not been his
imagination—because this one was definitely not his imagination.
The most likely explanation
was that the robots were not properly secured inside the crates. They were
therefore shifting due to gravity acting on their joints. Perhaps the
robot in the second crate had been secured with a thin piece of twine, and
the twine had finally broken a few seconds ago.
Pete looked at his watch
again. It was now 10:46 a.m.
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