September 09, 2007
Flying the prudish
skies: score another one for the busybodies

We need to take a
break from the usual fare of foreign policy and economics here at
EdwardTrimnell.com in order to discuss something really important:
“Kyla
Ebbert says she wants an apology from Southwest Airlines after being
told to get off a plane and change her clothes because what she was
wearing was too revealing…
An
airline employee asked her to come up to the front of the plane just
before the crew closed the plane's doors.
"He
told me, 'I'm sorry but you're going to have to catch a later flight
because you are dressed inappropriately, this is a family airline and
you are too provocative to fly on this flight'," Ebbert said. "I said,
'What part is it? The shirt? The skirt? Which part?' He said, 'the whole
thing.'"
"Southwest Airlines was responding to a concern about Ms. Ebbert's
revealing attire on the flight that day. As a compromise, we asked
her to adjust her clothing to be less revealing, she complied, and she
traveled as scheduled. When a concern is brought to our employees'
attention, we address that situation directly with the customer(s)
involved in a discreet and professional matter.
---MSNBC.com
In
case you missed it, this brouhaha came about because another passenger
complained about Ebbert’s attire. Ms. Ebbert is a waitress at
Hooter’s, and she was no doubt turning heads aboard the airplane. But
another passenger claimed to be offended, and so the Southwest Airlines
employee felt compelled to make an issue of her outfit.
There
are two trends at work here: First of all, the words “I am offended” have
become a magical incantation in our politically correct times. All you
have to do is claim that you are offended, and someone---awyers, pressure
groups (or in this case, an airline employee)--- will come scurrying to
the rescue, ready to slap a lawsuit or a public complaint against the
offending party.
Secondly, we have become a nation of prudish busybodies. (Well, some of us
have, anyway.) This malady mostly afflicts the conservative camp, but
there are cases on the Left as well.
Rather
than concerning themselves with the issues that truly threaten the
long-term good of our society, a certain faction of conservatives have
decided to become the national morality police instead. (In my hometown of
Cincinnati, we have one such group called
Citizens for Community Values.) These folks habitually make
mountains out of molehills in their quest to take us back to a puritan
past that never really existed.
During
World War II, in fact, my grandfather owned pin-ups of starlets that were
no more revealing than the attire that Ms. Ebbert wore on the Southwest
flight. Forcing an attractive Hooter’s waitress to cover up aboard an
airplane is not only trivial and trite----it’s just plain un-American.